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Purchasing vs Leasing

2009年7月28日 发表评论 阅读评论

老板早上发来的一个笑话,因为老大感兴趣,贴过来。

For men’s discussion……

Purchasing vs Leasing

Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
   This is Heather.

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Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer’s prostitute,

Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,

Charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.

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Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
He would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every
Night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, and plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or ‘honey-do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.


Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

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  1. df
    2009年7月28日17:34 | #1

    haha, good one.

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    admin 回复:

    被你猜中了,我们公司的确没有固定的女性员工。。。所以老板才殊无忌惮地发这种明显带有性别歧视的东西。

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  2. 2009年7月30日15:08 | #2

    感慨,为什么俺们的老大们,都装的象B呢?

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    admin 回复:

    我们老板是很能吹牛的那种。

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